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You're probably here because I'm about to leave Facebook, or I already have, and I want somewhere to put everything I would have told to the "social network". That's my only reason for resurrecting this poor thing. Apparently I haven't posted in it for about two years, but the stuff I wrote is still here. I only deleted a few of those old posts, and those were only a few words long.

I anticipate starting off with some quotes that have amused me. I'll be getting rid of my Twitter account too, so maybe I'll put some of my favorite tweets here.